 This was an odd one. The Carnival Midway was geek central:    It looked like all the money was being made by the freak-show barkers. I figured I needed a part of the action. By good fortune I found a dead pigeon laid out in the parking lot. I stuck it in a box,and put up a sign: 50 cents to see "The World's Deadest Bird". I made $64.00 Showtime - our soundman was deep in the cups |
