June 4, 2004

Cancun Cantina

A nondescript town loiters in the hallway of the Baltimore-Washington corridor. Wedged in the clay shoulder of Dorsey, Md. there is a cracked rhinestone called the Cancun Cantina.
Wannabe cowfolk learn to line dance to songs like:
"When the Phone Don't Ring You'll Know it's Me"
and
"Big-haired Girl".
Mama Jama had never played a country western bar.
Would we be accepted by new hordes of adoring fans or mesquite-grilled by good-ol'-boys?
Download "Domestic Bliss
The cowpolk warily followed our pleas to enjoy themselves.
The dancecraze spread across the floor like a prarie wildfire, slow and steady like.
Before the end of the song 200 pairs of rattlesnake boots were scuffing to the beat.
Shucks partner, we be jammin'.
skimmer

Posted by jgladstone at 8:00 PM